Saturday, February 3, 2007

Culture Shock


Just a few notes to kick things off about habits and customs of Thailand which some may find amusing, disconcerting or just plain weird:
  • Food - Don't be surprised to find yourself eating the following foodstuffs. Grasshoppers, baby frogs, rats, dung beetles, raw cow shit fresh from the intestine, roasted ants, chicken bums, chicken gristle, hearts & kidneys on a stick, duck heads.
  • Boys and Girls - Lady boys are considered the best employees by Thai companies as they are never late for work, are always pleasant and are commited... I guess you'd have to know commitment inside out if you're willing to go through that process.
  • Boys and Girls - Try not to kiss and knoodle in public as its considered bad form, this in the country with the highest percentage of prostitutes in the world.
  • Police - Don't be surprised to find a police road block while driving and to have an armed police man finguring his weapon while extorting money from you... not usually a lot of money but still. It is safe to assume that all police are corrupt.
  • Pubs and Clubs - All pubs and clubs must close at 2am... unless the police are there, so don't be surprised to be playing pool and getting drunk with a cop at 4am.
  • Pubs and Clubs - Sang Som is a local Rum Whisky... apparently made with some form of amphetamine so you can keep drinking till dawn. And it costs about 200 baht a bottle, about £3 UK or $6 US.
I will keep adding to this page as and when I run across another surprise. The image above is from the excellent bangkokbob.net, a excellent account of all things Thailand and Bangkok from an expat. The image is not representative of the general attitude of Thai girls or people in general, quite the opposite in fact.